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We don’t give a fuck what size you are
But want to make harnesses
that perfectly fit your gorgeous self

so we made a numbers-free way to get you gripped just right without any labels
we'll send you a package(kit?) with instructions
complete the kit & an envelope to send back to us
Jumper Harness
Measurement 1

Measure around your waist just below your belly button
Measurement 2

Measure around your
upper-thigh
Measurement 3

Measure from your navel, over your shoulder to your center back
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