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We don’t give a fuck what size you are

But want to make harnesses 

that perfectly fit your gorgeous self 

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so we made a numbers-free way to get you gripped just right without any labels

we'll send you a package(kit?) with instructions
complete the kit & an envelope to send back to us 

Jumper Harness

Measurement 1

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Measure around your waist just below your belly button

Measurement 2

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Measure around your

upper-thigh 

Measurement 3

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Measure from your navel, over your shoulder to your center back

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